Forever

Forever ago was about the last time that I even looked at this blog. Talk about a fail. I'm in college now and I do believe the last time I posted was my Junior year in high school so what. . .3 maybe 4 years ago. Sad. Anyway I think I might start this blog back up. ya, I know, we'll see how long that lasts. I'll definitely need it for my mission and hey why not just use it in the time I have till that point. Well this is to a fresh start.

Calc Nonsense!

If you are ever in a calculus class you have to use the right language. Believe me it makes it much more fun!

When you think something awkward is happening there are a few things you can do. Don't just yell AWWWKWARRRRRRDDDDDD! you need to do it the calc way. 1. you can say it backwards : DRAWKWA! or 2. you put fresh at the end... "hey that's awkward fresh" or 3. both backwards with fresh!!!

If you ever prove someone wrong because you are a fricken evil genious and you want to throw it in their face you yell TRUTH BOMB!

If you don't know what someone asked you but you want to act like you were listening reply with .. "what?? Rubbery Bacon??"
If you find yourself knowing the correct answer but don't know how you got it and someone asks you how you got it just say that pharoh called upon the gods of pythagoras to change it and in a twinkle of a ferris wheel the answer came to be.
Follow these rules and calculus rocks!

Update on My Life

I love life.

Right now everything is perfectly kipper. Why I use the word kipper so much lately I know not why. I get to play lacrosse games every Saturday and longboard when ever I have the free time. Every day something bad still happens but it never seems to bring me down. Life is good.

We had to write a blues song in English... This was mine.

The Hatin’ Blues

Being hated is not a funny thing

It doesn’t really want to make you sing

To be hated by the right person ain’t so bad

At least I ain’t hated so bad by my dad

He was my best friend now he is more trouble than two

All he wants to do is throw me a piece of poo

I’ll tell you why he hates me so much in this little rhyme

He got with my girl so I broke up their “you’re mine”

Now he walks down the street alone as alone can be

It isn’t a wonder why he really hates me

Everyday he says he will commit suicide

He keeps on walking, guess he couldn’t find the time and lied

Chorus:

Cause he hates me… It’s his little rule

Yes he hates me… for stealing back my jewel

He hates me… Well life ain’t fair

I hope he don’t come at me with a folding chair!

:) hehehe

When I am old

I wrote this in my English 11 Honors class with Mrs. Grant. We just filled in the blanks on a worksheet and my turned out like this. Pretty funny so i thought i would post it.

When I am an old geezer I shall sit on my porch with a gun that squirts water and spray down the children and I shall act like I created the world and command people, and say they are wrong and I am right and I shall go to the movies when I am tired and make noise with my loud snoring and get my record marked and make up for the bordeom of my youth. I shall go to the mall and cause chaos in other peoples lives and sing annoying songs but maybe I ought to practice a little now? So that people who know me are not too shocked and surprised when sudddenly I am old, and startto speak my lost mind.

AP Tests are Over!

AP Tests are over! I have that feeling like it's the first day of summer! Well I did pretty darn well on the AP American Gov test, much better than I previously thought. My concern is the AP U.S. History test because the multipule choice were a bit harder than I thought and the DBQ wasn't my favorite.

Well I'm getting into lacrosse. Got my pads for $20 bucks off of Aaron. Next on the to do list is get a stick. I guess I should call my uncle up to find out what he can help me with. He owns a lacrosse store in Colorado.

Well I'm signing off.

AP Tests

Well AP tests are almost here! I have my gov test in 2 days!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well I feel like I am right on the border of the AP American Government test so I really don't know if i'll pass it or not. For the AP US history I feel rather confident and am planning on getting an easy three if not a 4 but I doubt a 5. What is pretty funny is that my parents won't even be here over the AP tests week. Well I am way glad that they will be going away from me soon and can't wait to PARTAE when they are over!